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The Perfect Zorn....

Carl Henegan Written by Carl Henegan, Tuesday October 20 2009
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The odds of this phenomenon are astronomical but it is happening right before our eyes. It takes a number of different entities to collide together and allow a team to descend as far as the Washington Redskins have, but somehow they pulled it off

 

The odds of this phenomenon are astronomical but it is happening right before our eyes. It takes a number of different entities to collide together and allow a team to descend as far as the Washington Redskins have, but somehow they pulled it off.

 

This took precise timing, key players, and a little luck-or lack there of-in this case. First it took the players to begin this downfall. Jason Campbell, although showed promise at first, began to falter and produce performances that would make JaMarcus Russell cringe. Now the replacement possibility of the well known “Todd Collins”-I had to look his name up twice by the way-will come preside over the funeral.

 

Then there is the Snyder factor. Voted by the Miami Herald as the worst owner in the NFL. I tried hard to debate the article but had to succumb to the cold hard facts. I will be the first to support anyone who has the means and desire, to purchase a NFL franchise. Let me take that back, because Rush Limbaugh may run with that one. Let’s just say most should have that option. As for Snyder, he has about as much business owning a NFL franchise as Sherman Lewis has calling NFL plays.

 

Speaking of which, in comes the best bingo caller this side of the Mississippi to take over Zorn’s play calling duties. Can somebody say slow death? Well it appears to be a lot of finger pointing going on in the “O3” (Other Oval Office) but I won’t get into that. After all I have my own problems.

 

I am an avid Dallas fan and I heard that a Falcon is on the way. So I understand what you are going through Jim Zorn. When it rains….it pours.


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