Player Press Fantasy League Analysis, Week 7
Written by Flash Greyhound, Tuesday October 27 2009
In-depth analysis of the week in Player Press fantasy football, because you want it, I love it, and Nolan says it's my turn.
Out of spite, I'll start with my team's rump thumping of Nolan's team (if you can call it a team):
Flash Greyhounds 102, DaBares 94: Not as close as the score indicates. DaBares got close with a couple of late scores when my team was in the prevent defense. Kudos to studley Phil RIvers, but the game ball goes to Chad 8-5, who has resurrected his career with the Greyhounds (thank G-d). And screw Braylon Edwards for sucking, Leon Washington for getting hurt and Zach Miller for not having an 87-yard TD catch this week. What's amatter, Louis Murphy take a play off??? As for Nolan's team, who really cares? He lost despite getting lucky with Miles Austin again.
Born A Brave 97, Hypnos 85: Winning GM Doyle predicted that Ryan Grant would rush for 140+ and the Jets D would rack up three sacks and two INTs, so kudos to him. Now he'll have to suspend LJ for gay slurs or risk fan backlash...the team's one fan is a drag queen from Nashville. The Hypnos lost despite DeSean Jackson because Ahmad Freakin' Bradshaw blew. Yes, I'm a Giants fan.
Cowgirl 89, Sweatpants 86: I love a good catfight, and this one was down to the wire. "Insert Cat Sound audio file here." The difference: Drew Brees 21, Jay Cutler 10. And if Sweatpants had started Player Press client David Clowney, she'd a won.
Bayside 93, MC Homer 85: Wow, MC, Tony Romo on the bench with 33 points? That's a 20-point smack with Roethlisberger underachieving. Vernon Davis had 27 but the Chargers D had 26 to carry Bayside.
Cleveland Steamers 79, Philly Fans Suck 71: Wow, the two lowest point totals of the week head-to-head. Color Cleveland lucky. And ZERO bench points, too. If only Benn had started Thomas Jones after his 200-yard explosion last week...smooth move, Ex-Lax.
Texans 165, Bo Jax 125: Wow, the two highest point totals of the week, head-to-head. The Texans, led by Brady, Vince Jax, Ricky Williams, et al, would have spanked some monkeys with their bench this week. Bad timing for the BoJax, who got 39 points from CarPalm and 24 from Ced "I Hate Chicago and Nolan Hates Me" Benson.
That's it. If anyone doesn't like it, I'll have Lawrence Timmons kick the crap out of you.
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Nice dig at the Jets Kerri. Philly Fans Rule and so do their fantasy football teams Benn. And did you even bother to draft the fist time MC Homer Simpson? My bench had ZERO points because we have ridiculously small benches (roster size, not actual dimensions of the bench the players sit on) and all five of my bench players were on a bye. And I STILL won.
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Because Romo has been so good this year, right? Screw him and screw everyone on my team. Can we re-draft?
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I'm just glad I won another game.
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Well, I guess it's only fair that while I have managed to win recently here, I am on a 3-game losing streak in my other FF league. I guess I'll have to get Schaub off the bench this week in PlayerPress--I'm starting to believe he can throw the ball well. Go Texans! Fantasy and Reality.
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yeah i shoulda known my entire team would break its leg in the first quarter on monday night. weeeeeeee!!!
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Sorry, Clowney, it is not that I did not have faith in you or the Jets, I just feared Mark Sanchez would have trouble throwing after eating that hot dog on the sideline.