Talk big and you get drug tested!
Baseball must have people jaded. Thanks to the fountain of youth so many players mysteriously found late in their careers we think that any athlete that goes above and beyond the conceivable call of duty must be using.
Pat McAfee was tested after he destroyed a punt returner. USMNT goal keeper Tim Howard was after his record setting game—and now it appears that New Orleans Saints quarterback Drew Brees was:
Coincidence? No way!
On Friday I said I thought I could play til age 45. I have been “randomly” selected for drug tests the last 2 days. What’s up with that! Lol— Drew Brees (@drewbrees) July 27, 2014
The 35-year old is going in to his fourteenth season this year so if he is going to last another decade in the game either the Saints are going to have to find an offensive line of nimble-footed, 350 pound Goliaths to protect him or he is going to call one of his baseball buddies to find out where the fountain of youth is.
Then again, many of those guys were busted so he should probably not listen to them.