Those naughty, naughty Dolphins!
Did you ever see that episode of King of the Hill where Hank is swimming with a dolphin and the dolphin decides to get a little frisky? It’s starting to look like art (if you can call King of the Hill that) is imitating life—but with the Miami Dolphins.
We have likely not seen the end of this mess, but as more details do emerge it becomes harder and harder to brush it off as “boys being boys.”
In a recent statement prepared by Martin’s lawyer this quote from one of the Dolphins was shared:
“We are going to run train on your sister. . . . She loves me. I am going to f–k her without a condom and c– in her c—.”
Guys can be crude—especially inside a locker room—but there are some things you just don’t say whether you mean them or not.