12 DAYS OF CHRISTMAS (of 2009)
Written by aquaman88, Tuesday December 08 2009
This is an abridged spoof version of the famous 12 Days of Christmas poem/song – just for fun. You can recite it the long way if you choose; I’m just too lazy to even copy and paste the repeats.
All these sporting events have happened in 2009 with the exception of the Giants getting 10 wins, but hey, I could have predicted (more like wished for) a Giants Super Bowl win, so cut me some slack for my beloved but extremely disappointing New York Giants.
For those of you wondering, the Yankees have too many championships to fit into this piece, the NHL is too unpopular, and I didn’t include any NBA items because until they start actually playing basketball again I’m not giving them any love. Now the Lingerie Football League is a different story; they can have all the love they want.
OK, here we go:
On the first day of Christmas the sports world gave to me a Favre win over all 32 teams
On the second day of Christmas the sports world gave to me two Serena Grand Slams
On the third day of Christmas the sports world gave to me three Usain Bolt records
On the fourth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me four Jimmie Johnson titles
On the fifth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me five Heisman finalists
On the sixth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me six Steelers Super Bowls
On the seventh day of Christmas the sports world gave to me seven Tiger mistresses
On the eighth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me eight Dolphins co-owners
On the ninth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me nine Rossi championships
On the tenth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me ten Giants victories
On the eleventh day of Christmas the sports world gave to me eleven Vrabel touchdowns
On the twelfth day of Christmas the sports world gave to me twelve playoff teams
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